Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
maybe there is no best version of myself. just me, right now, vulnerable and tired and hopeful, willing to show up regardless of what it looks like.
Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%
Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine
the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay
“Wait I didn’t hear anything of Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-”
you know what? nevermind.
You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.
hold up what’s up with the moon face though?
her husband is Egg
BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn’t figure out why?? So I asked if he’d changed his hair and he was like “BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY”
GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE
LIKE THIS
reminder that boycotting is long term.
you can’t wait for stocks of a company to plummet immediately and then be like “ok i’m done!”
you have to keep boycotting until the company releases an official statement retracting their support of genocidal regimes. and you have to keep boycotting the ones actively participating in crimes permanently until they shut down completely.
it shouldn’t be hard. go to your local cafe instead of starbucks. invest in a coffee machine. look up the recipes online and make em yourself. yes it’ll cost money but it’s not like sbucks is cheap. if you can afford regular purchases of overpriced coffee you can afford a one-time purchase of a coffee machine.
don’t go to mcdonald’s. go have food from small businesses. if you’re craving fried chicken, go to your local fried chicken store. there are bound to be plenty. look up recipes and make them at home even. it’ll be healthier anyway.
don’t watch disney shows and movies. if you do want to, maybe don’t use official disney sites to do so. it’s harder to boycott tv shows but try your best to find a way around it. don’t go to disneyland. you can sacrifice your fun for a greater cause.
there are alternatives for all these things.
remember: you do not have to boycott every company, you just need to boycott these big ones. focus your energy on bringing down the big fish.
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Hot take ig but kids in high school shouldn’t have to work either. They should be spending their evenings doing homework and extra-curriculars and fucking around.
There definitely shouldn’t be entire industries reliant on their low-wage labor. Why are there many kids being scheduled for a 6 hour shift after a 7 hour school day when they’ve got learning and their future and their childhood to worry about?
Any industry built on poverty wage child labor should perish, and that’s most fast food and grocery and retail so I guess the economy’s tanked 🤷. Should’ve thought about that before deciding to make the essential work into jobs for children and the underclass.
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